i woke up on the wrong side of my life
amillionmilesaway13: jewassicpark: dalailamaofficial: how do you tell someone nicely to fuck off stab them with a smile
I’m trying to talk to my new future roommate HOW DO YOU FRIEND
heronqueenblues: In MY America, people go bankrupt because they can’t afford medication. In MY America, people die from treatable conditions because they can’t afford treatment. In MY America, poor people die early and leave more room for the PRODUCERS and the JOB CREATORS who PULLED THEMSELVES UP BY THEIR BOOTSTRAPS (OR GOT A BOOST FROM THEIR PARENT’S BOOTSTRAPS AND NEVER HAD TO WORK A DAY IN...
Also today I was at Target and these two girls were looking at the books and one of them was like “the first one is always sold out!” and the other one was like, “I know, everyone is still on the first one” and they were sad about it and then I realized they were talking about 50 SHADES OF GRAY and I was like OMG NO STOP
I have almost $200 worth of clothes in my Forever 21 bag HELP
onlinepolice: once you started moving when you had rollerskates that was it you couldn’t stop until you hit a wall or a fence or fell off the edge of the world
I’m always trying to buy clothes that aren’t black or white because I own so many black and white clothes already, but I keep coming back to those colors. At this point I should just accept that I wear a lot of black and make it my signature color. I’m tempted to fill my whole closet with nothing but black and white with the occasional color here and there, then everything would...
rennel: i like birthdays because people basically just give me money for surviving another year
You know what's kind of beautiful?
leslieknope: wwreakinghavocc: timorleste: In French, you don’t really say “I miss you.” You say “tu me manques,” which is closer to “you are missing from me.” I love that. “You are missing from me.” You are a part of me, you are essential to my being. You are like a limb, or an organ, or blood. I cannot function without you. in america we don’t say i love you 4ever we say i love you 5ever...
plot twist: 5 years later she never sees sk8er boi on MTV because MTV doesn't play music.
deppthroat: e v g e n is dumb r i y h t
I really wish that anyone, anywhere, would stop reading a girl’s desire for...– ‘Brave’s Merida, and Why We Need to Stop Equating Gender Performance and Sexual Orientation | ThinkProgress (via lizlet)
So apparently the Miami Zombie had nothing but weed in his system when he literally ate 75% of another person’s face off. This is way freakier than cannibalism and zombie-like symptoms being caused by drugs. At least then there would have been a reasonable explanation for this.
BEST COMMENT IN THE RAINBOW OREO PICTURE ON...
gaymerlag: “some of you are going to sh*t yourselves when you open a bag of skittles.”
Comedy is not this weird kind of baptism that makes everything ok.– zenodotus5 (via thisgingersnapsback)
I have a problem called When I’m Bored I Go Out and Buy Things.
eerier: if you ever worry that you’re bad at something at least you didn’t write 50 shades of grey
panasonicyouth: acciobeautifulhorcruxes: after the Battle of Hogwarts, everyone finally understood what was pulling those school carriages at the beginning of each year. WHY WOULD YOU POST THIS