May 2012
In another life, I would like to have blonde hair to dye all the time. I would have a half-sleeve of tattoos, probably involving at least one Great White shark, and I would study business and have my own bakery. I would bake cupcakes everyday.
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Does anybody know how much tickets for Warped Tour are this year?
I was trying to look it up last night, but… the official website doesn’t seem to have a place where you can buy them? And when I tried looking in other places I was getting obscene $70+ prices. That can’t be right, can it?! I mean, I know I haven’t been in like four years, but they were half that price back...
precipitates:
shall i compare thee to a summer’s day
thou art sweaty and warm and disgusting please go away
do you ever look at your own blog and tell yourself “wow you have great taste in everything”
because i do
lord-kitschener:
ussawesome:
soujizz:
american schools never teach anything about australian history
australia could be a piece of rock that fell from space and was colonized by magical talking platypuses and i would never know
I’m pretty sure that’s fairly accurate actually
Don’t forget the numerous creatures with neurotoxins.
To everyone writing me to let me know that not all...
stfuconservatives:
inothernews:
Hey — where are you guys speaking out forcefully and fanatically against the radical elements of your party?
I’m just wondering, because Rush Limbaugh is still on the air and Glenn Beck still has people paying to watch his drivel on the Internet and, oh yeah, you really believe Fox “News” is “news”?
Why are there multiple lawsuits trying to tear down the...
my hobbies include imagining I was somewhere else 90% of the time
Today I was thinking that now that I’ve seen The Used, if I get hit by a truck or something tomorrow, most of my dreams will have gone unaccomplished, but at least I’ve seen almost all my favorite bands, or bands that were my favorite at one time:
My Chemical Romance x4
Fall Out Boy x2
The Used
Chevelle x2
Panic! at the Disco
Saosin
Taking Back Sunday
Linkin Park
The Pink...
Universal Orlando is now America's most expensive...
(More of a reason for me to work there when I move to Orlando. FREE ADMISSION?)
seven hours at work today, blarghlelgleblrghrghlhg
We should ban life jackets and other flotation...
unlubricated-anal-sex:
people who believe the whole “if a key opens a lot of locks it’s a good key, but if a lock opens to a lot of keys it’s a bad lock!!!” shit about sex
if my vagina is a lock, your dick sure as hell isn’t the key because when you buy a lock, the key usually comes with it you fuckheads as in i have the fucking key to my own vagina, not you and no im not letting you in...
goretrait:
can we all just take a second to appreciate the fact spiders can’t fly
I WOULD LITERALLY KILL MYSELF
vampirearsehell:
why do people hate being in the “friend zone” so much
it sounds like a nice place to be
can someone friend zone me
i like friends
“Ah, summer, what power you have to make us suffer and like it.”
– Russel Baker (via natalieslittleworld)
Zombie apocalypse coming soon
worldsbestginger:
panasonicyouth:
ladyatheist:
ironman-chan:
ihopericksantorum:
5/16: McArthur High School HazMat Situation Students, Teachers Decontaminated After Breaking Out In Rash http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/16/mcarthur-high-school-contamination_n_1521764.html 5/19: No confirmation on chemical at Fort Lauderdale International Airport...
“I feel like my life is so scattered right now. Like it’s all the small pieces of...”
–
Will Grayson, Will Grayson by John Green & David Levithan
(via keepcalmandsperryon)
welcometothesoundofprettyodd:
AND SUGAR WE’RE GOING DOWN SWINGING
I’LL BE YOUR NUMBER ONE WITH A BULLET
ALUDIGA CORNFLAKES COCKITEN BOOLA
