April 2012
HRGRHGHRUGHRHGHGRHGH
why is my life
xvxavier:
If you’re a “nice guy” to a girl up until you realize she doesn’t want to date you, then go on about how she’s a cold shrew that friendzoned you and how no girls date nice guys, like, nah mate, girls do date nice guys. You just aren’t a nice guy. You’re a passive aggressive beta with internalized misogyny and a serious victim complex.
“You can never be overdressed or overeducated.”
– Oscar Wilde (via joydivisions)
canv4s:
SOMEONE PLEASE TEACH ME HOW TO STUDY
“You won’t allow me to go to school.
I won’t become a doctor.
Remember this:...”
– Poem written by an 11 year old Afghan girl
This poem was recorded in a NYT magazine article about female underground poetry groups in Afghanistan. An amazing article about the ways in which women are using a traditional two line poetry form to express their resistance to male oppression, their...
There’s one part of me that’s like:
You should do your work, and then you wouldn’t be so stressed, and you would feel a great sense of accomplishment, and you’d have free time when you’re finished.
But then there’s this other part of me that’s like:
No.
They both make such good arguments.
wankbankofamerica:
Yeah so my mom made baked potatoes and when I went to cut it open I yelled “OPEN THIS MOSH PIT-ATO UP” and proceeded to cut it open then I laughed at myself because goddamn my family should be happy that they have such a hilarious motherfucker such as myself
queefjerkey:
my hidden talent is letting all of my homework and other obligations pile up until the very last minute so i can crack under the pressure and have a mental breakdown
“As a society, we encourage girls and women to be emotionally accessible, and in...”
– Tori Amos (via dr-clear-heels)
sassyrabbi:
sweat pants
hair tied
chillin with ＴＨＥ ＤＡＲＫ ＬＯＲＤ ＳＡＴＡＮ
me: open word document for homework
me: blog for 10 hours
me: close blank word document and go to sleep
“Heterosexists say that gay people “always want to make everyone gay” as though...”
– Son of Baldwin (via sonofbaldwin)
Went out to Palm Coast today with Daniel to his brother’s girlfriend’s parents’ beach house. It was so beautiful! Two stories, ocean views, and a deck on top of a beautiful interior and private beach in the backyard.
His brother made us sandwiches, and we spent the day at the beach where Daniel, his brother, and his girlfriend’s dad all went fishing. Daniel caught two fish...
Me: Can you take me to Dunkin' Donuts tomorrow before we leave?
Daniel: What! Why?
Me: I need a latte and I have a coupon for a free donut!
Daniel: Why do you want to eat that for breakfast? Ugh! So much sugar, and carbs --
Me: I DONUT CARE.
Daniel: I donut want you to be unhealthy!
Me: I donut want to discuss this anymore.
I made a Pinterest, I don’t really know what I’m doing though. If anyone wants to follow me or whatever I’m invaderxkat.
goodnightlockseneca:
adamusprime:
wait how the hell is april almost over already it just started like yesterday
Well, now we have six cars.
I’ve got my Volkswagen, my dad has an impractical Mazda convertible, and my mom has a Honda Civic. There are only three of us so this much makes sense.
My aunt and uncle just gave us two Acuras. They bought new cars and decided to give us their two old ones. My mom’s been driving one of them, but what we are going to do with the other one, I have no idea.
You might be thinking, but...
“House Republicans recently proposed cuts to nutrition assistance that will kick...”
– House GOP Would Kick 280,000 Children Off School Lunch Program To Protect Tax Cut For Millionaires | ThinkProgress (via tinfoilandtea)
YES, PLEASE KEEP TELLING ME ABOUT HOW MUCH REPUBLICANS CARE ABOUT PEOPLE
jagksboner:
do you ever just cry because your favorite band exists
me when I wake up: why
me trying to find something to wear: why
me looking in the mirror: why
me walking into school: why
me having to engage in social contact: why
I wish there was some controversial issue about...
iamnotethan:
cynical-douche:
lorostardust:
That’d be neat.
I am starting a religion that believes Viagra is wrong. Now I want the government to cater to my beliefs, and make it less accessible to men. If they don’t, it’s a violation of my religious freedom.
I just personally want to be an ass.
i-hear-other-words-behind:
ismashpatriarchyonthefirstdate:
when people say “some people dont deserve food stamps” what they mean is “you’re not good enough to even have basic necessities such as food and water and deserve to die.”
BINGO.
fuckingflorida:
dysleixa:
I’m sorry I’m from New England there’s not many alligators here so I usually don’t have to worry about them CROSSING THE ROAD
