I JUST LOVE DEXTER SO MUCH. I’m re-watching the first season, I got it on DVD for Christmas. I’m going to watch all the episodes and all the special features and it’s going to be great. Also, I found some of the books at the library! Unfortunately, they don’t have the first two, so I had to start at the third one. It’s really good so far, though!
Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, Nothing is going to get...– Dr. Seuss, The Lorax (via hopefullyraw) Forever reblog, (seriously this must be the 6th time of posted this). (via becauseiamawoman) My favorite quote.
hockeyteeth: Blame It On Bad Luck- Bayside...
Senator, when you took your oath of office, you placed your hand on the Bible...– Jamie Raskin, Testifying before the Maryland Senate Judicial Proceedings Committee on March 1, 2006 in response to a comment that marriage discrimination against homosexuals is required by “God’s law”. (via anticapitalist)
how do you expect me to do a homework assignment that requires a computer do you know what happens when i get near a computer
thedailywhat: Not Even Once of the Day: A Florida woman was arrested yesterday for burning down the fifth oldest tree in the world while smoking meth inside of it. The iconic 118-foot Seminole County cypress tree known as The Senator, estimated to be some 3,500 years old, burned to the ground in January following what police believed to be an arson attack. But a Crimeline tip led investigators...
I think it’s funny, but the last thing you’ll ever see me do is jump up and...– George Clooney, on rumors that he’s gay By George, Clooney’s Got Us | Current Issue | The Advocate (via apsies) George Clooney is a perfect human being (via thesoapboxschtick)
woodforthetrees: siuilaruin: tea-and-anthropology: dippyface: fluxcapacitoppar: autumn-and-eve: rosemannequin: homorobotica: fraudstory: richwhitelesbian: i hope rick santorum is walking down the street and someone is walking the opposite way towards him and they both try to go around eachother the same direction and end up both looking like complete tools to all the cars...
breastnest: snooki is pregnant and republicans STILL want to outlaw abortion???? Is she really pregnant?! Has this actually been confirmed?
There are no secrets in life. Just hidden truths that lie beneath the surface.– Dexter
mankey23: theres nothing like buying a new book when you have 8183920188281 other books to read
This is not just about dishonoring the Koran, it is about disrespecting our dead...– Maruf Hotak, one of the rioters in Kabul (via jonathan-cunningham) yeah can you only imagine if they were the ones in America fucking up our shit and killing our civillians and burning bibles? there’d be way more backlash here than there is over there. AMURRICA (via skeeba)
jpegartifacts: I wish I had as much political power as a fetus.
FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS.
I’m so mad. My mom went to the store and brought home a carton of Florida’s Natural orange juice. I was happy at first because I really love orange juice. Also, I don’t think I’ve ever had orange juice made from Florida oranges, which doesn’t make a lot of sense since we are known for growing them and they are everywhere. So today I tried the orange juice. IT TASTES...
Open this Pitt up– Surgeon operating on Brad Pitt (via ineedtogetpaid)
Dear Rick Santorum; Just as you don't believe in...
tehsunshine: Or the separation of my foot and your ass.
captainjackskellington: have you ever seen a person who is so pretty that you want to throw them off a cliff
FUCK I MISSED THE NEW EPISODE OF CUPCAKE WARS
hipsterwavves: I enjoy long walks on the Internet.
My mom got me salted caramel gelato. @_@
That’s exactly what made America so different, we don’t have that colonial...– David Barton HAHHAHAHAHAHAAA! What? Really? I swear, some people will say anything. (via greaterthanlapsed) Also from the article: ” One of the things we often see with other militaries is they rule by intimidation, by threats, by terrorism really, they want to scare the dickens out of the...
Santorum: Democratic Party An Orgy Of Sex And...
abaldwin360: Rick Santorum in 2008 participated in a question and answer forum titled “The Press & People of Faith in Politics,” hosted by the Oxford Center for Religion and Public Life. During the forum, Santorum called the Democratic Party the party of sex, a party that preyed on lust, and the party of Woodstock, which he called “the great American orgy.” Santorum also said that it’s...