nowaitninjas: every year there’s always some holier than thou person that has to call other girls “sluts” based on their halloween costume if someone wants to look sexy and show some skin ONE DAY out of the year (or hell, even everyday) what’s it to you? no, seriously, i’d like you to tell me how it directly affects your life they’re having fun. leave it alone. it’s nice to dress up once in...
if there was any time for me to get drunk
rawkabilly: this would be it too bad I hate the taste of alcohol omg
That Awkward Moment when you realize that Kim...
weareallstories replied to your post: Today sucks. Thank you, Halloween, for reminding… If it’s any consolation, I’m spending my Halloween writing notes on Shakespeare for tomorrow. One of the quotes comes from a chapter called ‘Bestial Buggery in A Midsummer Night’s Dream’. OK, that’s no consolation. But I hope it made you smile :) Haha, that is funny! Thanks. :) So far it actually...
Reblog if you're sitting at home Halloween night
thel0ver: whaddup! THERE ARE OTHERS
robot-heart-politics: drst: ‘Jesus Ween’ offers a Christian alternative to Halloween, says Calgary pastor cognitivedissonance: Happy Jesus Ween y’all: A Calgary pastor is promoting Jesus Ween, a faith-based alternative to the traditional holiday fare of candy and spooky garb. Instead of chocolate bars and gummy bears, he’s asking people to shun demonic costumes and instead dole out...
No, Bella. No.
Edward: I'm designed to kill.
Bella: I don't care.
Edward: I've killed people before.
Bella: It doesn't matter.
Edward: I want to kill you. I've never wanted a human's blood so much in my life.
Bella: I trust you.
I'm watching Twilight.
This whole night is immediately better. WHY IS THIS MOVIE SO FUNNY.
if this gets a thousand notes my fifteen year old...
REBLOG THIS IF YOU CARE! IF YOU DON’T YOU’RE HEARTLESS!!! … no, but seriously, Axe smells like shit.
I know it is absurd to debate the rules of a reality that does not exist, but...– Simon Pegg on why the undead should never be allowed to run | Film | The Guardian (via greaterthanlapsed) Hmm. I never thought about zombies that way. In other news, getting into The Walking Dead has inspired a lot of conversations about zombie apocalypses between my boyfriend and I, and I’m...
Today sucks. Thank you, Halloween, for reminding me that I hate my life and have no friends.
It must be tough for Republicans to love America so much but hate almost...– Jon Stewart (via kimjongskrilla)
girlishromp: Which States Ban Atheists from Holding Public Office? sanityscraps: ceasesilence: ickyharry: scarfmouse: underpaidgenius: North Carolina, Article 6, Section 8: The following persons shall be disqualified for office: First, any person who shall deny the being of Almighty God. Arkansas, Article 19, Section 1: Atheists disqualified from holding office or testifying as...
observando: You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you. -Ray Bradbury
girlishromp: Mom Upset About Religious Haunted House abaldwin360: hatefulatheist: I’d be pissed, too! PASADENA, TX (KTRK) — A local church is using a haunted house to get what it says is an important message across. A local mother says her children not only heard the message, but they saw it as well — and she is not happy about it. Linda Ybarra says she bought tickets to Hell House in...
Kim Kardashian earned $17,900,000 from her wedding and divorced 72 days later...– Tyler Oakley (via kateoplis) Yes, exactly.
Guess who joined the GOP race this week: Terry Jones… remember him? The pastor...– Bill Maher (via cornachio) Oh my God, is this a joke.
So, I guess now Kim Kardashian is getting divorced after being married for only 72 days… but gay marriage is still totally ruining the “sanctity” of it LOL am I right.
TONIGHT’S EPISODE OF THE WALKING DEAD… OMG. CRAZY.
REPOST THIS PLEASE
abaldwin360: A submission from huntsmanhounds Occupy Tampa numbers are diminishing. The first day we protested, we had 2000-3000 people. 200 of which were ready to occupy overnight. Yesterday we had 200. 40 night time occupiers. The police have given us certain liberties, just to take them away from us. Police are even arresting people for being in the park during daylight hours, one man who...
You’ll never find the right person, if you never let go of the wrong one.– Unknown (via anditslove)
It's awkward when someone in the car next to yours...
This is the part that really bugs me [about the Bachmann’s pray-the-gay-away...– Bill Maher: Michele Bachmann and her husband are hypocrites who take tax payers money and use it to practice witchcraft. Bill’s Guest, Dan Savage, added: “Bachmann also cashes farm subsidy checks. Her family has a farm and they take farm subsidy checks, which is the biggest scam in the whole god...