February 2012
My mom got me salted caramel gelato. @_@
“That’s exactly what made America so different, we don’t have that colonial...”
– David Barton
HAHHAHAHAHAHAAA!
What? Really?
I swear, some people will say anything.
(via greaterthanlapsed)
Also from the article: ” One of the things we often see with other militaries is they rule by intimidation, by threats, by terrorism really, they want to scare the dickens out of the...
Santorum: Democratic Party An Orgy Of Sex And...
abaldwin360:
Rick Santorum in 2008 participated in a question and answer forum titled “The Press & People of Faith in Politics,” hosted by the Oxford Center for Religion and Public Life. During the forum, Santorum called the Democratic Party the party of sex, a party that preyed on lust, and the party of Woodstock, which he called “the great American orgy.” Santorum also said that it’s...
“I will go so far as to say that the modern conservative faith is the direct...”
– What Bible is Santorum Reading? (via azspot)
I’ve wondered about this for years. It seems the more familiar you actually are with the Bible, the less inclined you would be to vote Republican.
(via foulmouthedliberty)
“If it was a real race, the white,straight dudes would’ve started running 400...”
– Elon James White on affirmative action, via the Melissa Harris-Perry Show, MSNBC (via seriouslyamerica)
Santorum comes from behind in Alabama three-way →
abaldwin360:
Actual headline.
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: My boyfriend isn't excited about sex anymore, because I lost my figure due to pregnancy. Will you pay for his erectile dysfunction pills?
Government: Yes.
“People say, “I’m going to sleep now,” as if it were nothing. But it’s really a...”
– George Carlin (via bloodisthenewblackk)
“I used to be a conservative and I watch these debates and I’m wondering, I don’t...”
– Jeb Bush, quoted by Fox News, on the rhetoric of the Republican presidential candidates.
The modern Republican is all about telling their voters how they should feel and how they should act.
(via liberalsarecool)
Four for you Jeb Bush, you go Jeb Bush. Maybe you are not an idiot after all.
Playing Quidditch
rachelemmers:
expectation:
reality:
ALWAYS REBLOG
On my tour of UCF, I was told that they have a Quiddich team. I feel like I want to go to this school just to watch it.
My school screwed up my bill so now instead of getting $650 back from my scholarship, today I received $37. NO. Now I have to go there today and fix it. WHY.
Goddammit can we make our state look any fucking... →
“Florida congressman upset at Obama for $70 fill-up of his Hummer”
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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Just checked what the temperature will be like for the next few days.
The high for tomorrow is 86. The high for the next day is 66.
WEATHER, WHAT ARE YOU DOING.
I LOVE FOOD NETWORK!!!!
I was just watching Cupcake Wars and the guy who won is from Vero Beach, FL and has a bakery there, I NEED TO GO.
This is why I don't take naps.
expectations: I'm just going to take a quick power nap and I'll wake up refreshed and energized
reality: passed out cold for five hours solid, wake up not knowing what day it is or what the last meal you ate was
novel ideas
kmongell:
Tonight I began thinking about what sort of character I would be if I were perhaps the basis of a novel.
Would I be the eternal pessimist? The optimist? The self-pitying girl? The fearless heroine? Would I be ambitious or doubtful? Would I be focused solely on winning over “the guy” and losing sight of myself?
Would I be introspective? Question my own motives for doing things? Would...
“They say that President Obama is a Muslim, but if he isn’t, he’s a secularist...”
– E.J. Dionne Jr. (via washingtonpoststyle)
BREAKING NEWS
Common sense reveals that there is no correlation between self-respect and whether or not you show your tits on the internet or how many people you sleep with.
I like how I took offense to that person’s post about Invader ZIM merch when I don’t even wear it and haven’t for years… Hot Topic makes shitty Invader ZIM things. :/
