- last week, a small child threw a stuffed toy in the general direction of my face, missing it by about a foot.
- yesterday, a man asked me if he could use an abercrombie gift card to pay for his clothes. i work at the gap.
- today, the bathroom locks were broken. we put signs on the doors reading “out of order” in THREE different languages and a customer still managed to get stuck inside one of them.
i love my job.